1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,286 - Steal away with me. - To Mexico? 2 00:00:03,286 --> 00:00:06,122 Sun-drenched days, glamorous nights. 3 00:00:06,122 --> 00:00:08,958 And you'll get a boot out of this, Mr. Steele. 4 00:00:08,958 --> 00:00:11,261 We can't find your tax return. 5 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:13,213 Oh, my tax return? Oh! 6 00:00:13,213 --> 00:00:15,715 Some broad's sniffing around Campos's place. 7 00:00:15,715 --> 00:00:18,101 My people tried to grab her, but she slipped out from under. 8 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:19,886 She's in acapulco looking for you. 9 00:00:19,886 --> 00:00:23,857 - She finds me, they'll kill her too. - Who'll kill her? 10 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:26,526 [ Screams ] 11 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:29,896 Maybe I can have you arrested before we extradite you. 12 00:04:11,534 --> 00:04:13,786 [ Gasps ] 13 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:47,654 [ Gunfire ] 14 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:53,159 [ Doorbell ringing ] 15 00:04:53,159 --> 00:04:56,663 [ Ringing continues ] 16 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:02,168 [ Muttering, indistinct ] 17 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:04,470 Maria, you've gotta stop forgetting your-- 18 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:07,307 agua, por favor. 19 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:38,087 Excuse me. Mildred krebs. I have a 9:30 with miss holt. 20 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:40,256 Don't we all. 21 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:42,041 Would you be kind enough to announce me? 22 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:45,011 Oh. Honey, I don't work here. 23 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:47,380 That's why I'm here-- to find out if I work here. 24 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:50,850 Is there someone I can see whodoeswork here? 25 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:55,021 Some fox took one look at us and barricaded himself in there. 26 00:05:57,357 --> 00:06:00,360 Excuse me. Coming through. 27 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,863 [ Gasps ] Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. 28 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,284 [ Steele ] Try to be patient, ladies. 29 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:12,038 Miss holt will be along momentarily. 30 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,823 I have an appointment-- 31 00:06:13,823 --> 00:06:16,826 yes, yes, yes, yes. I know. You have an appointment to see miss holt. 32 00:06:16,826 --> 00:06:19,078 I can't imagine what's detained her. She's usually so prompt. 33 00:06:19,078 --> 00:06:22,248 - Are you remington Steele? - Please accept my apologies. 34 00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:24,417 You're the person I should be speaking to. I'm sorry. 35 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:26,836 Hiring a new secretary's miss holt's bailiwick. 36 00:06:26,836 --> 00:06:29,756 -If you'll just take a seat with the other ladies over there. -You don't understand. 37 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:32,809 - I'm Mildred krebs. - I wouldn't dispute that for a moment. 38 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:35,645 It's about your audit! 39 00:06:37,513 --> 00:06:41,517 "Mildred krebs. Field representative. 40 00:06:41,517 --> 00:06:43,519 Internal revenue service"? 41 00:06:43,519 --> 00:06:45,521 Nothing to be alarmed about. Uh-huh. 42 00:06:45,521 --> 00:06:49,525 I know how that word "audit" strikes terror in the hearts of the average person. 43 00:06:49,525 --> 00:06:52,028 Yes, well, you don't know the half of it, miss krebs. Nope. 44 00:06:52,028 --> 00:06:54,530 Purely routine, I can assure you. 45 00:06:54,530 --> 00:06:57,366 Now, you see, these computers kick out the names at random, 46 00:06:57,366 --> 00:07:00,203 and now it's your turn to be in the spotlight, so to speak. 47 00:07:00,203 --> 00:07:03,673 See, we did an audit of your agency... 48 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:06,676 Which necessitated a cross-check audit... 49 00:07:07,176 --> 00:07:09,679 On the personal returns of all the people that work for you. 50 00:07:10,179 --> 00:07:14,183 We have a Laura holt, Murphy Michaels, bernice foxe. Mm-hmm. 51 00:07:14,183 --> 00:07:18,688 But-- and you'll get a boot out of this, Mr. Steele-- 52 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:22,692 everybody loves to give the I.R.S. A big old horselaugh, 53 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:26,145 and it is embarrassing, now that I come to think about it, 54 00:07:26,145 --> 00:07:28,397 because... 55 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:32,452 We-- 56 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,654 we can't find your tax return. 57 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:37,123 Oh, my tax return? Oh! 58 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:38,958 You see, we put in new computers. Yes. 59 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:42,378 We went from a 640-I to a 980-z. Oh. 60 00:07:42,378 --> 00:07:46,382 I kept pushing for a 1020-j, but, oh, you know these bureaucracies, my dear. 61 00:07:46,382 --> 00:07:50,887 They never listen to the people who actually have to work these darn machines. 62 00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:55,391 So I guess your tax return is rattling around in the system someplace. 63 00:07:55,391 --> 00:07:57,894 Lord knows when it will ever surface. 64 00:07:57,894 --> 00:08:02,648 So if you will just give me your copy, I will wrap this up in just a few hours. 65 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:04,350 My copy? Yes. 66 00:08:04,350 --> 00:08:06,986 Yes. Uh-- 67 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:10,656 your copy. My copy. 68 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:13,659 Uh, would you excuse me for a moment, please? 69 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:16,028 Thank you. 70 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:21,033 What's her number? Uh-- 71 00:08:25,538 --> 00:08:27,423 Laura? Where are you? It's chaos here. 72 00:08:27,423 --> 00:08:29,709 Well, it's no bed of roses here. 73 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:31,878 I have a roomful of seething secretaries, not to mention-- 74 00:08:31,878 --> 00:08:35,264 I can top that. I have a dead man in my living room. 75 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:38,134 A dead man? Oh. Anyone you know? 76 00:08:38,134 --> 00:08:41,637 According to his maritime papers, he's my cleaning lady's son. 77 00:08:41,637 --> 00:08:46,142 Ah. Uh, I'll be right there, okay? 78 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:48,611 All right. 79 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:56,953 Ah! Yes, uh-- morning, ladies. [ Chuckles ] 80 00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:59,238 Morning, morning, morning. 81 00:09:01,991 --> 00:09:03,543 His name is Hector figueroa. 82 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:07,914 He had a detailed map in Spanish to my house... 83 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:09,916 And this hotel key. 84 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:12,919 I thought it was Maria. She's always forgetting her key. 85 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:16,923 I go to answer the door, and there he was, clutching this package wrapped in newspaper. 86 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:20,893 Package? Wrapped in newspaper? 87 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:22,762 This is beginning to smack ofthe Maltese falcon. 88 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:26,265 Walter huston plays a sea captain who, although riddled with bullets, 89 00:09:26,265 --> 00:09:28,267 manages to bring bogart the falcon wrapped in newspaper. 90 00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:29,652 What was in the package? 91 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,520 A fish? 92 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:33,522 Hector worked on a tuna boat. 93 00:09:34,023 --> 00:09:38,527 I don't think he came all this way with three bullets in him to bring you catch-of-the-day. 94 00:09:41,030 --> 00:09:42,531 [ Coughs ] Sorry. 95 00:09:44,033 --> 00:09:46,035 Maybe you'd better defrost it first. 96 00:09:46,035 --> 00:09:48,537 Yes. Good thinking. 97 00:09:50,539 --> 00:09:52,925 -[ Woman screams ] - Ooh! 98 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:57,013 [ Maria speaking Spanish ] 99 00:09:57,013 --> 00:10:00,600 I know, Maria. I know. It was a dreadful, awful thing. 100 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,970 [ Spanish ] 101 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:07,974 Did your son have any enemies that you knew of? 102 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:09,892 [ Spanish ] 103 00:10:10,393 --> 00:10:13,396 Your son, Hector. [ Spanish ] 104 00:10:15,398 --> 00:10:18,901 In English, please, Maria. Por favor. 105 00:10:18,901 --> 00:10:22,405 That is not Hector. He doesn't look anything like Hector. 106 00:10:22,405 --> 00:10:25,908 Hector's much better looking. But he was carrying your son's papers. 107 00:10:25,908 --> 00:10:28,911 That is not Hector! I should know my own son. 108 00:10:28,911 --> 00:10:31,714 [ Sniffing ] Good lord, the fish! 109 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:35,635 Fish? You're gonna eat at a time like this? 110 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,638 Maria, please, sit down. I'll get you a glass of water. 111 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:44,644 I don't want a glass of water. I want to know why that man has my son's papers. 112 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,646 Uh-- 113 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,822 all right. 114 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,827 Ouch. Hold it down. 115 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:04,830 All right. Watch it. 116 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:10,036 What's this? 117 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,956 Diamonds! 118 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:19,929 Huh. Uh-huh. 119 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:24,383 Mm-mmm! Mmm! "D" flawless. 120 00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:26,385 Marquis cut. Approximately two carats. 121 00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:30,389 Worth about, oh, 75,000 on the open market. 122 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,894 Of course, that's just a layman's guess. 123 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,367 All clear. Come on. Why shouldn't it be? 124 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,869 A slight problem came up, but under the circumstances, 125 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,705 I didn't want to bother you with it. 126 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:49,992 On the other hand, what good's a problem if you can't share it with someone? 127 00:11:49,992 --> 00:11:54,497 Laura holt, may I present Mildred krebs from the internal revenue service. 128 00:11:54,497 --> 00:11:56,999 Oh, miss krebs. We had an appointment this morning. 129 00:11:56,999 --> 00:11:59,502 I'm terribly sorry. No need to apologize. 130 00:11:59,502 --> 00:12:03,506 Let's get on with it, shall we? Now, according to the corporate return, 131 00:12:03,506 --> 00:12:05,341 which you signed, miss holt, 132 00:12:05,341 --> 00:12:09,428 the company employed a bernice foxe as a secretary/receptionist. 133 00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:11,931 Unfortunately, miss foxe is no longer with us. 134 00:12:12,431 --> 00:12:14,433 Yes, terrible loss. She ran off with a saxophone player. 135 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:17,737 No doubt they're enjoying some hot licks in New York, eh? 136 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,106 And a Murphy Michaels as an investigator? 137 00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:22,608 I'm afraid Mr. Michaels also left the agency. 138 00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:24,610 He opened one of his own in Denver. 139 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:26,612 Works closely with the coroner's office. 140 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:28,914 Murphy always had a flair for autopsy reports. 141 00:12:30,199 --> 00:12:32,701 I can't imagine what could be wrong, miss krebs. 142 00:12:32,701 --> 00:12:35,121 Every penny was scrupulously accounted for. 143 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:37,623 It seems that the computer misplaced my return, 144 00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:41,127 and miss krebs simply wants to take a peek at, uh, my copy. 145 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:43,129 Your copy? My copy. 146 00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:45,014 Would you excuse us for a moment, miss krebs? 147 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,683 - Where are you going? - Just into the next office. 148 00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:49,969 That's where he went four hours ago. 149 00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:52,638 Be back before you know it. Don't get too comfortable. 150 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,108 Well? [ Phone ringing ] 151 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,611 Give me a moment to think. You didn't file a tax return for me? 152 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:02,114 You didn't exist then. But if I exist now, I must have existed then! 153 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,618 There's a telephone call for you, miss holt-- a lt. Wilder with the coast guard. 154 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:09,121 Thank you. How are you doing? 155 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:12,625 Oh, just checking the files. If you'll excuse me for a moment, miss krebs. 156 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,628 Highly confidential. Ultra sensitive. Okay? 157 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:19,632 Yes. There you go. Well, thank you, lieutenant. 158 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,634 According to charts filed with the coast guard, 159 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:25,888 Hector's boat was off the coast of acapulco three days ago. What does that prove? 160 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:29,675 The fish was wrapped in an acapulco newspaper three days old. 161 00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:33,179 Oh. This key is from an acapulco hotel. 162 00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:37,099 Whoever that is with Hector's papers probably boarded there. 163 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:41,103 - What are you doing? - One usually needs a passport for international travel. 164 00:13:41,103 --> 00:13:43,155 - Well, where are you going? - Mexico. 165 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,357 - Mexico? - Yes, Mexico. 166 00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:48,744 You know, lupe velez, Maria montez, Pedro armendaaariz. 167 00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:51,864 - Laura, you just can't take off like this. - I'm doing it for Maria. 168 00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:55,201 She's worried sick about her son. He could be in all kinds of danger. 169 00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:57,536 I know. All the more reason you can't go down there alone. 170 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,507 Then steal away with me. To Mexico? 171 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,509 Sun-drenched days, glamorous nights. 172 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,878 Couldn't we be drenched someplace closer to home? 173 00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:08,881 Is there something that precludes your going to Mexico with me? 174 00:14:09,381 --> 00:14:11,383 Well, no, it's just that, uh, I don't have a valid passport. 175 00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:14,353 As I recall, when we met you had an abundance of passports. 176 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:17,356 Yes, yes, I know. But now that I'm trotting the straight-and-narrow, 177 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,191 I wouldn't feel right using one of those. 178 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,560 All right. You stay here and fend off the I.R.S.... 179 00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:24,563 Until I can think of a plausible reason why you didn't file a tax return. 180 00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:26,565 Laura, Laura, please, just wait-- Mr. Steele? 181 00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:29,068 Digging, digging, digging, digging, digging. 182 00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:32,071 Is there some reason you can't produce a copy of your tax return? 183 00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:34,573 Huh? Uh-- 184 00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:37,576 [ sighs ] 185 00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:40,880 I have a confession to make, miss krebs. 186 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,884 I didn't file a tax return for that particular year. 187 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,887 Why not? Well, because-- because-- 188 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,889 please, sit there. Because, uh-- 189 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,391 because I didn't earn any income. It's all here in the corporate return. 190 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,894 Remington Steele was not paid a salary. 191 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:58,764 Be that as it may, Mr. Steele. But you were paid in kind. 192 00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:00,900 Paid in what kind? 193 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:05,404 The agency wrote off a car, a chauffeur, an apartment. 194 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:09,275 The only valid reason not to declare those items as income... 195 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:11,777 Would be if you devoted 100% of your time in business. 196 00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:15,581 Of course I did! I mean, I sleep, breathe, dream private investigating. 197 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:21,003 I'll be around at 9:30 tomorrow morning to inspect your domicile. 198 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:26,508 And if it contains one single, solitary item of a personal nature, 199 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:28,294 my past experience will come in handy. 200 00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:30,512 What past experience was that? 201 00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:33,215 Six years with the fraud squad. 202 00:16:35,611 --> 00:16:37,112 Well, hi. Can I help you? 203 00:16:37,613 --> 00:16:38,998 I hope so. My name's Laura holt. 204 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:45,004 I'm a private investigator from Los Angeles, and I'm attempting to locate this man. 205 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,506 His Uncle in Los Angeles passed away recently... 206 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,009 And left him a small inheritance. 207 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,511 Unfortunately, there's no current address for him. 208 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,514 I did, however, manage to learn that he may have been at this hotel... 209 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,349 A few days ago, perhaps as a guest. 210 00:16:57,349 --> 00:17:01,053 [ Laughing ] That's no guest. That's Pedro. 211 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:02,771 You know him? Yes, I do. 212 00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:04,690 He's a bellman here. Pedro Campos. 213 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,525 That's the correct name, all right. 214 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:10,396 Yeah, but I'm afraid he hasn't come to work for the past, uh, three days. 215 00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:12,898 Oh, my. What a shame. Yeah. 216 00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:15,401 Well, perhaps you could give me his current address. 217 00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:18,404 I do so want to tell senor Campos of his good fortune. 218 00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,072 I will see what I can do. 219 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:27,046 I'd also like a room. If at all possible, I'd like, uh, 2009. 220 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:32,468 2009? Are you alone? 221 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:35,721 Yes. I'm quite alone. 222 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,973 I prefer it that way. You know, modern woman and all. 223 00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:40,759 Yeah. Then I don't know why, uh, 224 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:43,262 you would like to have the room 2009. 225 00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:47,316 - It's a honeymoon suite. - Oh, the honeymoon suite. 226 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,318 Well, no wonder my sister recommended it. 227 00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:53,605 She said it was the most satisfying room she'd ever been in. 228 00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:55,357 It's booked solid months in advance. 229 00:17:55,357 --> 00:17:59,578 Ah. Well, in that case, I'll take any old thing you have available. 230 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,864 Okay. It will be a few minutes. 231 00:18:01,864 --> 00:18:04,199 Thank you. 232 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,177 And your name, please? Martin ring. 233 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:19,631 I'm sorry, Mr. ring. I can't seem to find your name here. 234 00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:49,995 Uh,buenos diíías. 235 00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:53,799 Um,??habla ingleéés? 236 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,638 Okay. Uh-- 237 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:03,475 uh, p-Pedro Campos? 238 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,311 Uh,??casa? 239 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:11,316 Um-- uh-- 240 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:16,188 mi ami-- amigo-- amigo, Hector figueroahere, 241 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:19,491 and, um, 242 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:22,110 en Pedro casa's Campos-- 243 00:19:22,110 --> 00:19:23,612 um,??pedro Campos's casa? 244 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,502 Gracias. 245 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:34,006 I knew I shouldn't have taken French. 246 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:55,727 [ Screams ] 247 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:17,549 Whoa! Whoa, little lady. 248 00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:23,222 Slow down. That's a good way to have yourself an accident. 249 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,724 You're a little, uh, off the beaten track here, ain't ya? 250 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,509 Yeah, I got separated from my group. 251 00:20:27,509 --> 00:20:29,144 [ Man ] Oh! 252 00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:31,396 Listen, maybe I should see you to your hotel. 253 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:34,016 I'd really appreciate that, Mr., uh, ring. 254 00:20:34,016 --> 00:20:35,984 Marty. 255 00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:37,352 Marty. Laura. Laura holt. Laura. 256 00:20:37,352 --> 00:20:40,188 Where you-- where you stayin', Laura? Um, the princess. 257 00:20:40,188 --> 00:20:43,992 The princess? Is that a coincidence? That's where we're put up too! 258 00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,944 Oh. Yeah! 259 00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:47,946 I'm with the insurance convention. 260 00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:51,450 It's a little reward they cooked up for writin' a lot of policies. 261 00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:53,452 I'll say one thing though. I always say it. 262 00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:55,337 You can't have too much insurance. 263 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:58,340 You never know when you're gonna run into a cryin' need for it. 264 00:20:58,340 --> 00:20:59,708 Oh! [ Laughing ] 265 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,438 [ Ringing ] 266 00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:16,441 Steele here. Uh, yes, operator. 267 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:21,947 Who's calling? Yes, I'll accept the charges. 268 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:25,951 Hector? This is remington Steele, miss holt's associate. 269 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,736 Where are you? 270 00:21:27,736 --> 00:21:30,572 I've been calling her place all day. 271 00:21:30,572 --> 00:21:32,874 Do you know if somebody named Pedro Campos came to see her? 272 00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:35,127 If it's the fellow with the fish, I'm afraid he did. 273 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,496 Do you know where I can reach him? 274 00:21:37,996 --> 00:21:39,498 You're gonna need an awfully long cord. He's dead. 275 00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:41,800 [ Spanish ] 276 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,919 Look, where-where are you? 277 00:21:44,419 --> 00:21:45,921 Please tell miss holt I'm sorry. 278 00:21:45,921 --> 00:21:47,723 I-I didn't mean it to turn out this way. 279 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,591 Well, she's in acapulco looking for you. 280 00:21:49,591 --> 00:21:52,060 Oh, man, she shouldn't be down here! 281 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,062 She finds me, they'll kill her too. 282 00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:59,067 Who'll kill her? I mean, what are you talking-- Hector? Hector? 283 00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:27,546 [ Keys punching ] 284 00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:36,054 Yes, what time's the next flight to acapulco? 285 00:22:36,054 --> 00:22:39,558 Uh, okay, book me on it, please, will you? 286 00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:42,561 O'Leary. Michael O'Leary. 287 00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:50,118 Apparently, your friend was here. 288 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:54,122 Yes. But where is he now? And in what condition? 289 00:22:56,625 --> 00:23:00,712 Leave his picture with me. Perhaps someone will remember seeing him. 290 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:05,050 Yes. What can I do? 291 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:08,553 Go back to your hotel and wait for my call. 292 00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:10,555 I feel so helpless. 293 00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:12,557 At the moment, you are. 294 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:16,061 Thank you. Please. 295 00:23:39,701 --> 00:23:43,205 Oh! Miss krebs! You're early. Thought I'd get a jump on the day. 296 00:23:43,205 --> 00:23:46,508 Yesterday was such a waste. Going somewhere? 297 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:49,928 Uh, Toledo. My Uncle Randolph suddenly took very ill. 298 00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:53,215 And, naturally, you were gonna tell me about this unexpected trip. 299 00:23:53,215 --> 00:23:55,016 Well, it came as such a shock, 300 00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:57,269 and your impending arrival completely slipped my mind. 301 00:23:57,269 --> 00:24:00,639 But, uh, please feel free to conduct your inspection. 302 00:24:00,639 --> 00:24:02,441 Just close the door when you leave. Bye! 303 00:24:13,568 --> 00:24:15,070 Supervisor mellish, please. 304 00:25:32,898 --> 00:25:34,533 Fifty thousand. 305 00:25:37,402 --> 00:25:39,287 Ninety thousand. 306 00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:47,045 Seventy-five thousand. 307 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:51,049 Two hundred thousand. 308 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:55,587 Frederick luns, Paul Dominick, my associate from Chicago. 309 00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:01,676 Mr. Dominick will see that your diamonds reach the United States. 310 00:26:01,676 --> 00:26:04,763 - When? - They'll be going out this afternoon. 311 00:26:04,763 --> 00:26:06,982 How? 312 00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:10,902 The less you know in that aspect, the better it is for all concerned. 313 00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:14,906 On arriving safely in the states, Mr. Dominick will reclaim them. 314 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:18,410 You should hear from him a day or two after that. 315 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,695 And then you can dispose of them anyway you see fit. 316 00:26:20,695 --> 00:26:24,499 I think I shall convert them into Swiss money. 317 00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:27,002 I have more confidence in my own currency. 318 00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:30,255 Whatever suits you. 319 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:33,041 Always a pleasure, Alex. 320 00:26:33,041 --> 00:26:36,344 Mr. Dominick, I will wait for your call. 321 00:26:36,344 --> 00:26:39,514 Yeah, right. 322 00:26:43,551 --> 00:26:45,553 What do you mean, they go out today? 323 00:26:45,553 --> 00:26:47,305 Have to keep the customers satisfied, Paul. 324 00:26:47,305 --> 00:26:50,025 These aren't postcards we're sending across the border. 325 00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:52,978 No, but they have to be just as innocent. 326 00:26:53,478 --> 00:26:55,313 Unless you've managed to create another problem. 327 00:26:58,233 --> 00:27:00,735 Some broad's sniffing around Campos's place. 328 00:27:00,735 --> 00:27:02,621 My people tried to grab her, but she slipped out from under. 329 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,408 She came back later with a local cop. 330 00:27:06,408 --> 00:27:08,159 Who isshe? 331 00:27:08,159 --> 00:27:11,046 I don't know. But until I find out, I don't want to move anything. 332 00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:15,000 Paul, you may be an expert in your own particular field, 333 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,003 but, believe me, I know the kind of people we're dealing with. 334 00:27:18,503 --> 00:27:20,005 They're frightened, 335 00:27:20,005 --> 00:27:23,508 in the only way that the very wealthy know how to be frightened. 336 00:27:23,508 --> 00:27:25,760 Their country devalues their currency, 337 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,063 freezes foreign assets. 338 00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:30,065 They panic. They scurry around... 339 00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:32,567 Looking for the surest, safest way to get their money out. 340 00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:35,070 One hint that our organization's in trouble, 341 00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,572 and we won't be able to give those pieces of carbon away. 342 00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:40,492 All right, all right. 343 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:43,862 As soon as we track her down, I'll just take her out of the picture, that's all. 344 00:27:43,862 --> 00:27:46,247 That's your answer for everything, isn't it? 345 00:27:46,247 --> 00:27:49,334 You killed Campos. Where did that get us? More complications. 346 00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:52,120 Wait a second. He took our merchandise. He stole from us! 347 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,955 You should've let him have them. 348 00:27:53,955 --> 00:27:56,925 They're pebbles compared to what we're sitting on. 349 00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:59,210 Have you replaced him? Did you at least manage to do that? 350 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,050 Don't worry. This one, I'll handle myself. 351 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,528 [ Doorbell rings ] 352 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:21,032 Yes? Oh, uh, uh, uh, the bag is in the bedroom. 353 00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:23,535 Thanks. 354 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,682 Think we have time for lunch? Oh, sure. 355 00:29:27,682 --> 00:29:30,185 The plane doesn't leave till 3:00, and it's only-- 356 00:29:30,685 --> 00:29:33,188 oh. I left my watch in the room. 357 00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:36,691 I'll get it. No, no, no. You grab us a table. 358 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:48,486 [ Door opening ] 359 00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:28,993 [ Knocking ] 360 00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:33,998 Peggy? 361 00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:35,500 Peg? Hon, are you in there? 362 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,504 Don't tell me she locked you out? No. 363 00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:43,508 Is something wrong? Yeah, I-I can't seem to find my wife. 364 00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:47,011 We were gonna go down to get a bite to eat, and... 365 00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:49,013 She came back here to get her watch. 366 00:30:49,013 --> 00:30:51,516 But it was an hour ago. 367 00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:55,303 I waited in the restaurant. I called the room. I had her paged. 368 00:30:55,303 --> 00:30:57,105 Don't you have a key? No, she has it. 369 00:30:57,605 --> 00:31:00,358 Oh! 370 00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:03,528 What's this? 371 00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:06,147 Why would Peggy leave the key out here? 372 00:31:41,599 --> 00:31:45,270 - Something's going on here. - Maybe she got sidetracked. 373 00:31:45,270 --> 00:31:47,155 Maybe she's downstairs right now looking for you. 374 00:31:47,155 --> 00:31:49,607 No, uh-uh. She'd never leave this. 375 00:31:49,607 --> 00:31:51,409 This was my engagement present to her. 376 00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:53,828 Maybe we should call the police. 377 00:31:53,828 --> 00:31:58,416 I have a friend-- captain rios. I'm sure he'll be able to help. 378 00:32:03,004 --> 00:32:06,007 She wouldn't just take off. I mean, this is our honeymoon. 379 00:32:06,007 --> 00:32:09,010 We didn't wanna leave, but we couldn't wait to get back to Fresno... 380 00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:11,512 To start our life together-- Mr. and Mrs. George plummer. 381 00:32:11,512 --> 00:32:14,966 George, I've had some experience in these things, 382 00:32:14,966 --> 00:32:19,971 and often what appears to be strange and contradictory has a very logical explanation. 383 00:32:19,971 --> 00:32:22,023 Is there someone special in your life, miss holt? 384 00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:26,527 That's hard to pin down. 385 00:32:26,527 --> 00:32:29,864 He's special to me. I-I don't know how special I am to him. 386 00:32:29,864 --> 00:32:33,284 Well, Peggy's the most special person I ever knew. 387 00:32:33,284 --> 00:32:35,286 We've been together since the 10th grade, 388 00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:38,623 and she would never, ever, just get up and leave without telling me. 389 00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:41,042 [ Man on p.A. ] Laura holt, please come to a house telephone. 390 00:32:41,542 --> 00:32:43,044 Senorita Laura holt. Excuse me. 391 00:33:02,146 --> 00:33:05,016 Hello? [ Steele ] Really, Laura. You cut me to the quick. 392 00:33:05,016 --> 00:33:06,985 The minute my back's turned, there you are... 393 00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:09,487 Sharing a Tequila sunrise with another man. 394 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,489 How did-- 395 00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:32,176 I thought this climate was a little too hot for you. 396 00:33:32,176 --> 00:33:34,679 Actually, I'm fleeing the tax collector. Ah. 397 00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:37,181 Acapulco seemed as good a place as any to begin life as a fugitive. 398 00:33:37,181 --> 00:33:39,183 Mm-hmm. 399 00:33:39,183 --> 00:33:41,019 Have you located Hector? No. 400 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:42,970 Good. Apparently, he is in danger, 401 00:33:43,471 --> 00:33:45,356 and whoever's after him won't hesitate to kill anyone whom he's with. 402 00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:47,975 - How do you know? - He phoned me up last night. 403 00:33:47,975 --> 00:33:50,445 - Incidentally, the dead man's name is-- - Pedro Campos. 404 00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:53,197 Oh. You've discovered that, have you? 405 00:33:53,197 --> 00:33:55,283 It hasn't all been Tequila sunrises. 406 00:33:55,283 --> 00:33:58,569 Oh. You know, you could've told me this over the telephone. 407 00:33:58,569 --> 00:34:01,039 You didn't come all the way down here because... 408 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,874 You thought I might be in some kind of danger, did you? 409 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:06,210 Of course not. I'd never insult your intelligence or your professionalism... 410 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:08,212 By trying to stop you from getting killed. 411 00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:11,716 I've simply decided to take a much more active interest in the business, you know. 412 00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:15,219 What with Murphy and bernice no longer with us, someone has to fill the void. 413 00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:17,221 And I assure you, Laura, I've made that commitment. 414 00:34:17,221 --> 00:34:20,224 Whatever the problem, whatever the circumstances, you can count on me. 415 00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:23,561 I'll always be there for you. Uh, excuse me, please. 416 00:34:30,518 --> 00:34:34,522 Senorita holt, that man you were just talking to-- 417 00:34:34,522 --> 00:34:36,824 what about him? Do you know him? 418 00:34:36,824 --> 00:34:40,695 Actually, no. I was just giving him directions to the dining room. 419 00:34:40,695 --> 00:34:44,115 Why? Well, he looks familiar. Disturbingly familiar. 420 00:34:44,115 --> 00:34:46,534 He has that kind of face. 421 00:34:46,534 --> 00:34:48,920 Average, ordinary, common as a cold. 422 00:34:50,872 --> 00:34:52,924 - I heard someone else disappeared. - Yes. 423 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:55,176 I hope this is not the beginning of an epidemic. 424 00:35:00,631 --> 00:35:03,634 Would you stop saying maybe she just wandered into town? She didn't. 425 00:35:03,634 --> 00:35:06,637 I've known her since she was 14, and she'd never do anything that flaky. 426 00:35:06,637 --> 00:35:09,140 I'll need a description of senora plummer. Okay, fine. 427 00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:13,144 Psst! Psst! Psst! 428 00:35:18,316 --> 00:35:21,035 - What are you doing hiding behind a newspaper? - Hiding. 429 00:35:21,035 --> 00:35:23,454 Just how dangerous is it for you to be down here? 430 00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:27,658 Not dangerous at all, providing I can keep one step ahead of the local gendarmerie. 431 00:35:27,658 --> 00:35:29,327 Why isel capitaaan lurking about? 432 00:35:29,327 --> 00:35:31,712 Whatever's going on is going on in the honeymoon suite. 433 00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:33,548 A young woman disappeared from there this morning. 434 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:35,466 Well, then, let's find out what's going on. 435 00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:37,969 Booked solid months in advance. 436 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:41,756 Then perhaps we should find out who the next occupant is, eh? 437 00:35:41,756 --> 00:35:48,095 [ Woman over p.A. ] Flight 48 from Los Angeles now arriving at gate 4. 438 00:35:48,095 --> 00:35:51,599 Our name's bloustein. Welcome to acapulco, Mr. and Mrs. bloustein. 439 00:35:51,599 --> 00:35:53,401 Your car is here. Car? 440 00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:57,155 - To take you to the hotel. - The travel agent didn't say anything about a car. 441 00:35:57,155 --> 00:36:00,358 All part of our fabulous fiesta honeymoon service. 442 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:08,833 Boy, this is gonna be some honeymoon. 443 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:12,587 I'm sure you'll remember it for the rest of your lives. 444 00:36:36,978 --> 00:36:39,397 Buenos diíías. Buenos diíías. 445 00:36:39,397 --> 00:36:41,399 Michael O'Leary. I phoned you a while ago. 446 00:36:41,399 --> 00:36:43,901 Oh, yes, senor O'Leary. You are in luck. 447 00:36:43,901 --> 00:36:46,571 We just received a cancellation not 15 minutes ago. 448 00:36:47,071 --> 00:36:48,873 That is a stroke of good fortune. Thank you. 449 00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:53,578 Very unexpected too. They had the suite reserved since, uh, February. 450 00:36:53,578 --> 00:36:57,999 Really? Well, the course of marriage never does run smoothly, does it? 451 00:36:57,999 --> 00:37:01,302 - Even on honeymoon. - Uh, where's your wife, sir? 452 00:37:01,302 --> 00:37:05,306 Oh, uh, she's taking care of a couple of minor inconveniences. 453 00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:07,174 She'll be along shortly. 454 00:37:07,174 --> 00:37:09,727 [ Mildred ] Hold it right there, Buster! 455 00:37:09,727 --> 00:37:12,096 Ah, cupcake! 456 00:37:13,598 --> 00:37:17,602 Ow! You're hurting me! And you love it, don't you? 457 00:37:17,602 --> 00:37:20,104 Mint! Absolute mint! Ow! 458 00:37:20,104 --> 00:37:24,108 Try to control yourself till we get to the bedroom, mypoco tiesto. 459 00:37:24,108 --> 00:37:27,028 I warn you! I warn you! 460 00:37:27,028 --> 00:37:30,031 You are adding kidnapping and assault... 461 00:37:30,031 --> 00:37:31,782 To a list of already penitentiary proportions. 462 00:37:31,782 --> 00:37:35,369 Please, miss krebs, give me a chance to explain. Explain? Explain what? 463 00:37:35,369 --> 00:37:38,923 Failure to file a tax return. I am here on a very complex case. 464 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:41,208 Flight to avoid prosecution. 465 00:37:41,709 --> 00:37:43,210 It began when a dead man delivered a fish to miss holt. 466 00:37:43,210 --> 00:37:45,546 Traveling under a fraudulent passport. 467 00:37:45,546 --> 00:37:49,050 Only the fish contained diamonds, and the dead man wasn't whom he said he was. 468 00:37:49,050 --> 00:37:51,552 I'm gonna have to call my supervisor, get further instructions. 469 00:37:51,552 --> 00:37:54,555 And now there's a deadly killer stalking the real dead man. 470 00:37:54,555 --> 00:37:58,059 Maybe I can have you arrested before we extradite you. 471 00:37:58,059 --> 00:38:00,561 Miss krebs, I beg of you. Don't touch the phone. 472 00:38:01,062 --> 00:38:04,065 Operator? Policiíía, por favor. Miss krebs? 473 00:38:04,065 --> 00:38:06,067 Yes? Forgive me. 474 00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:13,457 [ Knocking ] [ Doorbell ringing ] 475 00:38:16,410 --> 00:38:18,412 Uh, who is it? 476 00:38:18,412 --> 00:38:21,415 [ Laura ] The bride of frankenstein. 477 00:38:21,415 --> 00:38:23,417 Oh, Laura, I've been going crazy waiting for you. 478 00:38:23,417 --> 00:38:25,419 Aren't you going to carry me over the threshold? 479 00:38:25,419 --> 00:38:27,922 There's something in the bedroom that demands our immediate attention. 480 00:38:27,922 --> 00:38:31,926 In that case, home, James! [ Moans ] 481 00:38:31,926 --> 00:38:34,428 While I'm normally delighted by unexpected displays of affection-- 482 00:38:34,929 --> 00:38:36,430 you're always telling me not to plan things-- 483 00:38:36,931 --> 00:38:39,433 to be spontaneous, to live for the moment. 484 00:38:39,934 --> 00:38:42,937 Yes. But I don't think this is the moment. 485 00:38:43,437 --> 00:38:44,939 What is she doing here? 486 00:38:45,439 --> 00:38:47,942 She thinks I'm a tax evader because I didn't file a tax return. 487 00:38:48,442 --> 00:38:50,945 And now, the entire hotel staff thinks that she's my wife! 488 00:38:50,945 --> 00:38:53,831 Well, this certainly complicates things. Oh! 489 00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:56,834 You have a definite flair for the understatement, Laura. 490 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:59,170 This certainly isn't the honeymoon I anticipated. 491 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:01,922 Well, we'd better figure out what to do with her. 492 00:39:01,922 --> 00:39:03,758 Oh. 493 00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:09,764 How are your prisons in the states? 494 00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:11,766 I hear some of them actually have cells with tellys, 495 00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:14,018 stereos, shag carpeting, et cetera. 496 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:15,686 Don't worry. We'll get out of this. 497 00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:18,472 I'm fascinated by the way you use the word "we." 498 00:39:18,472 --> 00:39:20,941 Come on. 499 00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:29,784 Okay. All we have to do is make sure no one gets in this room. 500 00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:32,787 All right. I'll meet you downstairs. 501 00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:34,538 Okay? Mm-hmm. 502 00:40:10,441 --> 00:40:13,411 Filthy. I'll send someone up immediately. 503 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:16,580 Buenos diíías. Bye. 504 00:40:17,448 --> 00:40:19,750 Gin! 505 00:40:28,592 --> 00:40:31,595 Captain rios just called. He may have found Hector. 506 00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:33,597 The police just arrested someone answering his description. 507 00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:35,933 He has no papers. He refuses to give his name. 508 00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:40,221 - Why was he arrested? - He mooned a group of nuns in the town square. 509 00:40:40,221 --> 00:40:42,640 - Good lord! - That's what they said. 510 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,526 Well, no sense duplicating tasks. 511 00:40:45,526 --> 00:40:47,528 Why don't you trundle on down to the local lockup? I'll stay around, 512 00:40:48,028 --> 00:40:50,030 see if there's any suspicious characters lurking about the hotel. 513 00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:53,484 - You mean aside from yourself? -Vaya con dios. 514 00:41:27,685 --> 00:41:31,438 And I'm telling you that I did not cancel my reservation! 515 00:41:34,024 --> 00:41:36,410 Miss holt? 516 00:41:53,460 --> 00:41:55,679 [ Whistles ] 517 00:42:03,470 --> 00:42:06,390 -??Habla ingleéés? - Like a native. 518 00:42:06,390 --> 00:42:08,893 Then do the words "follow that car" have any significance? 519 00:42:08,893 --> 00:42:12,229 Hey, man, we get the starsky and hutchdown here! 520 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:15,983 [ Tires screeching ] 521 00:42:19,486 --> 00:42:22,456 We call him "the man with no shame." 522 00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:26,961 Hector! Miss holt? 523 00:42:26,961 --> 00:42:28,963 Can I speak with him, captain? 524 00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:33,968 A gentle stroll, senorita. No sudden movements that might make the guards anxious. 525 00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:36,971 [ Spanish ] Thank you. 526 00:42:39,473 --> 00:42:41,342 Did you really moon a group of nuns? 527 00:42:41,342 --> 00:42:43,844 I needed some fast attention. 528 00:42:43,844 --> 00:42:46,347 I figured the safest place for me was in here. 529 00:42:46,347 --> 00:42:50,517 Miss holt, I'm really sorry. I never meant to get you involved in this. 530 00:42:50,517 --> 00:42:52,820 Help me get us out, Hector. 531 00:42:54,738 --> 00:42:57,524 Pedro was hooked in a smuggling scam. 532 00:42:57,524 --> 00:42:59,827 He would hide the stuff inside some tourist's luggage, 533 00:42:59,827 --> 00:43:01,829 and then the tourist would take it across the border. 534 00:43:02,329 --> 00:43:06,333 Then I guess someone would do a fast break-in on the other side and get the stuff back. 535 00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:10,838 Only he got tired of being the middleman and decided to keep some for himself. 536 00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:15,342 Well, he borrowed my papers... For a thousand bucks. 537 00:43:15,342 --> 00:43:17,845 How did he wind up on my doorstep? 538 00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:20,848 My old lady was always talking about how nice you were-- 539 00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:22,850 how you were always willing to help someone in trouble. 540 00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:26,186 Pedro didn't speak any English. He hadn't even been to the states before. 541 00:43:26,186 --> 00:43:28,639 So I drew him a map and told him if he needed help to go see you. 542 00:43:28,639 --> 00:43:30,941 Thanks for the testimonial. 543 00:43:30,941 --> 00:43:34,278 [ Sighs ] I thought he'd make it through. 544 00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:38,282 Only these two guys came to his place and started banging me around. 545 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:42,620 I had to tell them what the deal was with my papers. And then, I just ran like hell. 546 00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:46,790 All right, Hector. Let's see if we can get you out of here. 547 00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:50,210 Wait! No! I'm not goin' back out on the street. 548 00:43:50,210 --> 00:43:52,212 I wouldn't even make it to the airport. 549 00:43:52,212 --> 00:43:54,214 Why would anyone be after you now? 550 00:43:54,214 --> 00:43:56,216 They think I know who Pedro was working for. Do you? 551 00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:58,752 No! He wouldn't tell me! 552 00:43:58,752 --> 00:44:00,754 All he said was the less I knew, the better off I was. 553 00:44:00,754 --> 00:44:03,641 He didn't say a name, a place, a destination? 554 00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:05,843 No. Just pepe's. 555 00:44:05,843 --> 00:44:08,679 Pepe's? A disco on thecostero. 556 00:44:08,679 --> 00:44:11,015 That's where he'd pick up the stash. But he didn't say from whom? 557 00:44:11,015 --> 00:44:15,352 Miss holt, believe me, this is no time to keep secrets. 558 00:44:15,352 --> 00:44:19,823 Well, I guess you'd better hang around here a bit longer. 559 00:44:19,823 --> 00:44:22,693 But if pepe's doesn't lead us anywhere, you're going straight to mama. 560 00:44:22,693 --> 00:44:25,579 Just as long as it ain't in a box. 561 00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:43,714 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Casual. Nonchalant. 562 00:44:43,714 --> 00:44:46,717 Two old friends who happened to bump into one another. 563 00:44:46,717 --> 00:44:50,220 Aren't you a little uncomfortable being so close to your natural habitat? 564 00:44:50,220 --> 00:44:52,056 The gentleman in the seersucker over my right shoulder. 565 00:44:52,056 --> 00:44:54,975 [ Laura ] That's Marty. Marty ring. You know him? 566 00:44:54,975 --> 00:44:58,979 He's an insurance salesman. He's here on a convention. Hmm. 567 00:44:58,979 --> 00:45:01,982 Then perhaps he followed you down here to sell you a policy. 568 00:45:01,982 --> 00:45:03,984 He followed me? Mmm. 569 00:45:03,984 --> 00:45:06,487 Let's see if he's interested in old Spanish architecture... 570 00:45:06,487 --> 00:45:09,289 Or something a bit younger and more American, hmm? 571 00:45:51,782 --> 00:45:54,785 Buenos diíías. Buenos diíías. Yeah, yeah. 572 00:46:13,220 --> 00:46:15,639 He's still with us. Hmm. 573 00:46:15,639 --> 00:46:19,443 Determined little bugger, isn't he? Shall we? 574 00:46:37,411 --> 00:46:39,413 Certainly not a place to wear white shoes, is it? 575 00:46:39,913 --> 00:46:41,915 Or a white suit. Or a white-- yes. 576 00:46:44,418 --> 00:46:45,919 This way. 577 00:47:05,155 --> 00:47:07,825 Nice... bulls. 578 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:09,159 Adioóós. [ Gasps ] 579 00:47:33,433 --> 00:47:36,520 [ Clattering ] 580 00:47:38,105 --> 00:47:39,773 [ Thudding ] 581 00:47:50,284 --> 00:47:52,819 Aah! 582 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:56,490 I hope you've taken your own advice and written yourself a lot of coverage. 583 00:47:56,490 --> 00:48:00,043 You never know when you're going to run into a crying need for insurance. 584 00:48:02,496 --> 00:48:06,133 Ah, ah, ah. I wouldn't dash about if I were you. 585 00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:09,086 It's a myth about bulls being enraged by red. 586 00:48:09,086 --> 00:48:12,589 However, they don't react too well to sudden movement. 587 00:48:20,814 --> 00:48:24,318 Read it and weep, kiddo. 588 00:48:24,318 --> 00:48:27,571 "Jack merkle. Inspector, United States customs"? 589 00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:30,190 - Why were you following miss holt? - She's a suspect. 590 00:48:30,190 --> 00:48:31,992 In what? 591 00:48:32,492 --> 00:48:35,862 250 million dollars' worth of diamonds were lifted from three European banks. 592 00:48:35,862 --> 00:48:38,582 I missed that in the press. Buried in the back pages, no doubt. 593 00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:41,368 It was kept quiet. The prospect of that many diamonds... 594 00:48:41,368 --> 00:48:44,371 Being dumped on the open market gave everybody terminal anxiety. 595 00:48:44,371 --> 00:48:45,872 Now they're starting to trickle into the states, 596 00:48:46,373 --> 00:48:49,126 and I think the guy who bled to death all over your rug brought in a shipment. 597 00:48:49,126 --> 00:48:51,762 Are you accusing me of being on the receiving end? 598 00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:54,965 [ Chuckles ] He came to your house, lady. You wanna explain why? 599 00:48:54,965 --> 00:48:58,719 This is some interrogation. He's asking more questions than we are. 600 00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:02,723 We found seaman's papers on the guy in the name of one Hector figueroa, 601 00:49:02,723 --> 00:49:04,725 but the prints don't match. 602 00:49:05,225 --> 00:49:06,727 Come on. Be smart. 603 00:49:06,727 --> 00:49:09,229 You scratch me, I'll scratch you. 604 00:49:09,730 --> 00:49:12,065 Let's start with the real Hector figueroa. Where can I lay my hands on him? 605 00:49:12,065 --> 00:49:15,452 - Why? - Nothing hostile. Simple questions, that's all. 606 00:49:15,452 --> 00:49:17,454 Like, "how come your papers wound up on a dead man?" 607 00:49:19,156 --> 00:49:21,041 Right now, you're minimum withholding evidence, 608 00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:25,329 maybe smuggling, and possibly accessory to murder. 609 00:49:25,329 --> 00:49:29,166 It's always nice dealing with the government, inspector. 610 00:49:32,502 --> 00:49:35,172 [ Snorting ] 611 00:49:36,556 --> 00:49:39,760 - Get me outta here! -I!!toro! 612 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,980 I!!toro! I!!toro! 613 00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:45,482 - I!!toro! -Hey, hey! Hey, hey! [ Whistling ] 614 00:49:45,482 --> 00:49:48,185 Hey, hey! I!!toro! I!!toro ! 615 00:49:48,685 --> 00:49:50,270 [ Whistles ] Hey,I!!toro! 616 00:50:00,747 --> 00:50:02,749 Whose idea was this anyway? Yours, I believe. 617 00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:05,752 Think about it, troops. 618 00:50:05,752 --> 00:50:07,788 You wanna find me, just look over your shoulder. 619 00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:13,844 You were a trifle uncooperative back there, eh? 620 00:50:14,344 --> 00:50:16,847 I'm not ready to give Hector up until we get him back to Los Angeles. 621 00:50:17,347 --> 00:50:20,350 I don't think that's gonna sit too well with Mr. merkle. 622 00:50:20,350 --> 00:50:23,353 Well, at last we have something truly in common. 623 00:50:23,353 --> 00:50:25,856 Oh? We're both running. 624 00:50:26,356 --> 00:50:28,358 You from customs, me from the I.R.S. 625 00:50:28,358 --> 00:50:30,360 Don't forget the police. 626 00:50:30,861 --> 00:50:34,147 Ah. Sun-drenched days and glamorous nights, eh? 627 00:50:38,201 --> 00:50:41,988 When the fish actually contained diamonds... 628 00:50:41,988 --> 00:50:43,990 And with Hector running for his life, 629 00:50:43,990 --> 00:50:47,994 not to mention a poor honeymooner literally kidnapped from this suite-- 630 00:50:47,994 --> 00:50:49,496 this very room-- [ Grunting ] 631 00:50:49,996 --> 00:50:53,500 Then you can see that Mr. Steele is definitely down here on a legitimate case... 632 00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:56,503 And not on some desperate flight from justice. 633 00:50:56,503 --> 00:51:00,841 And if you were honest, Mildred-- oh. May I call you Mildred? 634 00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:04,811 - [ Mumbles ] - Thank you. 635 00:51:04,811 --> 00:51:06,813 If you were honest with yourself, Mildred, 636 00:51:06,813 --> 00:51:09,182 you'd have to admit that you were a bit overzealous, 637 00:51:09,182 --> 00:51:12,069 that perhaps you transcended your authority... 638 00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:14,521 By pursuing Mr. Steele to acapulco. 639 00:51:14,521 --> 00:51:16,273 [ Indistinct ] 640 00:51:16,273 --> 00:51:19,242 Now, I'm going to remove this gag... 641 00:51:19,743 --> 00:51:22,529 In a spirit of friendship and cooperation. 642 00:51:22,529 --> 00:51:24,915 Good luck. 643 00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:27,751 Ah! Oh! 644 00:51:30,203 --> 00:51:32,205 My tongue fell asleep. Oh! 645 00:51:32,205 --> 00:51:35,959 I have to compliment you on tracking down Mr. Steele the way you did. 646 00:51:35,959 --> 00:51:38,261 Wouldn't you agree, sir? Oh, yes. 647 00:51:38,261 --> 00:51:41,548 First-rate piece of detection. Top-notch. Gung ho, yes. 648 00:51:41,548 --> 00:51:45,852 You know, Mildred, I think you have just the kind of investigative talent... 649 00:51:45,852 --> 00:51:48,688 And personal initiative required in our organization. 650 00:51:48,688 --> 00:51:51,942 - You wouldn't be offering me a job, would you? - Well-- 651 00:51:51,942 --> 00:51:56,780 because until your tax situation is cleared up, that could be construed as bribery. 652 00:51:56,780 --> 00:52:00,200 -Never crossed my mind. -Wouldn't have you on a platter. 653 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:04,404 You know, just as soon as this case is brought to a successful conclusion, 654 00:52:04,404 --> 00:52:08,909 I promise that Mr. Steele's failure to file a tax return will all become clear. 655 00:52:08,909 --> 00:52:12,245 -Agonizingly clear. -I'd like to call my supervisor. 656 00:52:12,245 --> 00:52:16,967 By all means, Mildred. Come. We trust you. 657 00:52:24,090 --> 00:52:27,093 You left your trowel in the bedroom. We have to gain her confidence. 658 00:52:27,093 --> 00:52:31,097 We can't very well keep her bound and gagged for the rest of our time down here. 659 00:52:31,097 --> 00:52:34,601 Why not? I find it rather reassuring. All right, let's recap. 660 00:52:34,601 --> 00:52:37,103 We know Pedro was smuggling diamonds into the states... 661 00:52:37,103 --> 00:52:39,606 By hiding them in tourists' luggage, 662 00:52:39,606 --> 00:52:41,324 and we know where he picked up the diamonds. 663 00:52:41,324 --> 00:52:43,994 - We do? - At a disco called pepe's. 664 00:52:43,994 --> 00:52:46,746 First thing in the morning, we have a look. You know, Laura, 665 00:52:46,746 --> 00:52:49,533 in crimes of this magnitude, it's usually standard to offer a finder's fee-- 666 00:52:49,533 --> 00:52:53,920 usually at 10% of the value-- and 10% of $250 million is-- 667 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,288 $25 million. 668 00:52:55,288 --> 00:52:58,758 Do you realize we could be given $25 million... 669 00:52:59,259 --> 00:53:01,094 As a reward for being honest? 670 00:53:01,094 --> 00:53:03,346 That really astounds you, doesn't it? 671 00:53:03,346 --> 00:53:07,133 It heartens me, Laura. It absolutely heartens me. [ Door opens ] 672 00:53:09,135 --> 00:53:13,473 If I'm not in the office in an hour, I'm going on suspension! 673 00:53:13,473 --> 00:53:14,774 Oh! Ooh! 674 00:53:14,774 --> 00:53:17,644 Dear! Oh! [ Clicking tongue ] 675 00:53:27,404 --> 00:53:30,907 Ah. My, my, my, you look beautiful. 676 00:53:30,907 --> 00:53:33,410 Come here. Mmm! You don't look so bad yourself. 677 00:53:33,410 --> 00:53:35,912 Thank you. Please, sit. 678 00:53:36,913 --> 00:53:39,416 [ Sighs ] Bottoms up. 679 00:53:39,916 --> 00:53:41,918 A Tequila sunrise. How thoughtful of you. 680 00:53:42,419 --> 00:53:45,755 Actually, it's, um, compliments of-- 681 00:53:49,426 --> 00:53:51,811 he wasn't kidding about just looking over our shoulders for him. 682 00:53:51,811 --> 00:53:54,564 It doesn't give us much maneuvering room. 683 00:53:55,849 --> 00:53:57,601 I thought Mildred was going to join us. 684 00:53:57,601 --> 00:54:00,320 Um, I sent her into town to buy some clothes. 685 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:03,073 How generous of you. Well, it's the least I could do. 686 00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:06,192 I mean, the poor woman only brought a satchel full of tax returns. 687 00:54:08,528 --> 00:54:11,781 You know, I have a feeling that we're getting down to the wire on this thing. 688 00:54:11,781 --> 00:54:13,500 Well, shouldn't you sound more pleased? 689 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,952 Frankly, I'm nervous. 690 00:54:15,952 --> 00:54:18,922 Well, don't be. I mean, we can handle merkle. 691 00:54:18,922 --> 00:54:23,343 It's not merkle that concerns me. It's you. 692 00:54:23,343 --> 00:54:26,096 I don't wanna turn around and find you're not there when I need you. 693 00:54:26,096 --> 00:54:30,016 [ Sighs ] Afraid I'll run out on you to save my own neck, eh? 694 00:54:30,016 --> 00:54:33,353 It happened in the lobby when you saw captain rios. 695 00:54:33,353 --> 00:54:35,805 You really think I'd leave you in the lurch? Or are you just curious? 696 00:54:35,805 --> 00:54:38,975 - Part of my mysterious past. - Well, sure I'm curious. 697 00:54:38,975 --> 00:54:41,478 You announce you're going to take a more active interest in the agency, 698 00:54:41,478 --> 00:54:43,480 and I wonder how many other places we can't go... 699 00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:45,982 Because some other captain rios is looking for you. 700 00:54:46,483 --> 00:54:49,235 I wonder when somebody's gonna show up on the agency's doorstep looking for you... 701 00:54:49,235 --> 00:54:51,538 To solve an old case or settle an old grievance. 702 00:54:52,038 --> 00:54:54,407 You're damn right I'm curious! 703 00:54:54,407 --> 00:54:56,910 You wanna know what happened in Mexico city? 704 00:54:56,910 --> 00:54:58,912 There was something called the marchesa collection. 705 00:54:58,912 --> 00:55:00,914 Five pieces set with emeralds, rubies, sapphires. 706 00:55:00,914 --> 00:55:03,300 Given as a tribute to one of the borgias in the 15th century. 707 00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:06,252 Somewhere along the way, it got broken up, scattered. 708 00:55:06,252 --> 00:55:08,138 Buenas noches. Buenas noches. 709 00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:11,474 Is there a song you would like us to play for you this evening? 710 00:55:11,474 --> 00:55:13,426 I can't really think of one. Uh,gracias. 711 00:55:13,426 --> 00:55:15,645 Then we hope you will enjoy this one. 712 00:55:20,984 --> 00:55:23,103 dddd [ Singing in Spanish ] 713 00:55:33,863 --> 00:55:36,866 I!!bello! I!!bello! I!!bello! I!!bello! I!!bello! I!!bello! 714 00:55:36,866 --> 00:55:40,170 Thank you. Yeah.Gracias. 715 00:55:40,170 --> 00:55:43,456 Apart, they were worth a great deal. Together, they were priceless. 716 00:55:43,456 --> 00:55:45,959 Over the years, a Belgian collector managed to acquire four of them. 717 00:55:45,959 --> 00:55:49,179 The fifth eluded him until it was discovered in Mexico city. 718 00:55:49,179 --> 00:55:51,047 Buenas noches. Buenas noches. 719 00:55:51,047 --> 00:55:53,516 May we play your favorite song for you? 720 00:55:53,516 --> 00:55:56,219 I don't really have a favorite song,gracias. 721 00:55:56,219 --> 00:55:59,939 - Then permit us. -dddd [ Guitar ] 722 00:56:06,029 --> 00:56:08,365 dddd [ Singing same song ] I!!exquisito! I!!exquisito! I!!exquisito! 723 00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:11,818 [ Whistles ] Exquisito. Exquisito. 724 00:56:11,818 --> 00:56:15,205 They're coming over here because you're such a good tipper. Mm-hmm. Where was I? 725 00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:18,041 The fifth piece was discovered in Mexico city. 726 00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:20,043 A price was agreed upon. 727 00:56:20,543 --> 00:56:22,295 But before they could change hands, it was stolen... 728 00:56:22,796 --> 00:56:25,298 For a very wealthy, very powerful businessman. 729 00:56:25,298 --> 00:56:27,801 Buenas noches. Buenas noches. 730 00:56:27,801 --> 00:56:29,803 Is there something we play for you this evening? 731 00:56:29,803 --> 00:56:33,390 - Yes. "The ride of the valkyries." - Of course. 732 00:56:33,390 --> 00:56:37,093 dddd [ Guitar ] 733 00:56:37,093 --> 00:56:39,646 dddd [ Singing same song ] 734 00:56:43,650 --> 00:56:45,602 - I stole it. - What? 735 00:56:45,602 --> 00:56:48,521 I said, I stole the bloody thing back! 736 00:57:04,704 --> 00:57:08,041 So, what do you think? Do I pass inspection? 737 00:57:08,041 --> 00:57:10,460 You look wonderful, Mildred! Oh, yes, smashing. 738 00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:15,465 Well, when do we eat? 'Cause every time I go shopping, I get hungry. 739 00:57:32,148 --> 00:57:33,650 Mildred's stationed in the lobby. 740 00:57:33,650 --> 00:57:35,485 Mm-hmm. 741 00:57:35,485 --> 00:57:37,954 Look what I found. Where? 742 00:57:37,954 --> 00:57:39,789 George's luggage. 743 00:57:39,789 --> 00:57:42,208 They were in the hanger rolls. 744 00:57:42,208 --> 00:57:44,711 Peggy must have walked in on whoever was hiding them. Mm-hmm. 745 00:57:45,211 --> 00:57:49,082 Which means he might come back to reclaim them. Huh. 746 00:57:55,088 --> 00:57:57,257 May I ask you a question? 747 00:57:57,257 --> 00:57:59,592 No, I don't think what you did was illegal. Expedient-- 748 00:57:59,592 --> 00:58:01,811 how long do I have to keep on proving myself to you? 749 00:58:01,811 --> 00:58:04,430 I mean, why is it so important what I was? 750 00:58:04,430 --> 00:58:07,016 We've been together for what could be called a season. Doesn't that count? 751 00:58:07,016 --> 00:58:09,435 Seasons come and go. And when they're over, 752 00:58:09,435 --> 00:58:11,688 sometimes you can hardly remember them. 753 00:58:12,188 --> 00:58:14,190 Damn it, Laura! I care for you. 754 00:58:19,195 --> 00:58:21,197 Don't! Why not? 755 00:58:21,197 --> 00:58:23,533 You confuse me! It confuses me! 756 00:58:23,533 --> 00:58:28,254 It's what frightens me the most about having more than a working relationship with you! 757 00:58:28,254 --> 00:58:30,957 Every time we're not on a case, not tending strictly to business, 758 00:58:30,957 --> 00:58:32,675 the same old confusion sets in. 759 00:58:32,675 --> 00:58:34,511 You think it's any different for me? 760 00:58:35,011 --> 00:58:37,013 I've never spent this much time in one place in my entire life! 761 00:58:37,013 --> 00:58:38,848 And it's not only because I enjoy playing detective. 762 00:58:38,848 --> 00:58:41,184 I mean, sometimes-- sometimes I look at myself and I say, 763 00:58:41,184 --> 00:58:43,186 "what's happened to you, old sport? 764 00:58:43,686 --> 00:58:45,471 I mean, you've become positively domesticated." 765 00:58:45,972 --> 00:58:48,975 That's not what I mean! I'm terrified of losing myself in you-- 766 00:58:48,975 --> 00:58:51,694 of being swallowed up by you until there's no me anymore! 767 00:58:51,694 --> 00:58:53,530 But you're the one who jumped into my arms. 768 00:58:54,030 --> 00:58:55,865 "Home, James," you said, pointing to this very bedroom! 769 00:58:55,865 --> 00:58:58,284 I rehearsed that all the way up in the elevator. 770 00:58:58,284 --> 00:59:00,787 I decided I wasn't gonna be afraid anymore. And? 771 00:59:00,787 --> 00:59:02,789 It scared the hell out of me! [ Chuckles ] 772 00:59:02,789 --> 00:59:05,291 Don't laugh. I saw what happened to my mother. 773 00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:08,711 She was completely, totally consumed by my father. 774 00:59:08,711 --> 00:59:12,715 Nothing moved in our house unless it revolved totally around him. 775 00:59:12,715 --> 00:59:14,551 When he left her, her life just stopped. 776 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:17,720 No joy, no sorrow, nothing, not even anger. 777 00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:20,890 It was as if he'd taken every bit of feeling she had with him. 778 00:59:20,890 --> 00:59:23,226 Laura, you're not your mother. 779 00:59:23,726 --> 00:59:28,231 No. But part of me could be very easily. 780 00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:30,433 That's the part I have to guard against. 781 00:59:30,934 --> 00:59:34,320 You want guarantees. And you can't give them. 782 00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:36,940 It seems we have an awfully long way to go. 783 00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:44,247 Wouldn't it be nice if-- if we could get there together? 784 00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:49,252 [ Door opens ] 785 01:00:00,430 --> 01:00:02,765 Looking for something, amigo? 786 01:00:12,442 --> 01:00:14,110 [ Yelling ] 787 01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:17,614 We'll never beat him down 20 flights of stairs. 788 01:00:18,114 --> 01:00:20,867 All right. Let's call Mildred. Maybe she can get a look at his transportation. 789 01:00:26,122 --> 01:00:29,459 You know, Mildred isn't half bad as an investigator. 790 01:00:29,459 --> 01:00:31,461 She not only managed to get the license number, 791 01:00:31,961 --> 01:00:34,964 she found out the car was rented to a one Paul Dominick from Chicago. 792 01:00:35,465 --> 01:00:37,967 Perhaps I should reconsider divorcing her. 793 01:00:39,752 --> 01:00:43,589 Uh, shall we, um-- yeah. 794 01:00:57,737 --> 01:01:00,523 [ Steele ] Mm-hmm. A touch of India. 795 01:01:00,523 --> 01:01:02,942 It's closed! 796 01:01:03,443 --> 01:01:05,194 Yes. More like abandoned. 797 01:01:05,194 --> 01:01:08,081 Oh, what a shame. 798 01:01:08,081 --> 01:01:10,083 You'd never know by looking at it now, but at one point... 799 01:01:10,583 --> 01:01:11,918 It was the most popular spot in acapulco. 800 01:01:11,918 --> 01:01:14,203 People came from all over the world... 801 01:01:14,203 --> 01:01:17,623 Just to spend a night at pepe's. 802 01:01:17,623 --> 01:01:20,126 Every night was new year's Eve. 803 01:01:20,126 --> 01:01:23,129 The ceiling would open up, and balloons would come down at midnight. 804 01:01:23,129 --> 01:01:25,848 - They had this huge piano bar-- - is that where you tripped the light fantastic? 805 01:01:25,848 --> 01:01:28,518 Never mind. 806 01:01:28,518 --> 01:01:30,853 As I remember, you did a fan dance on a bar... 807 01:01:30,853 --> 01:01:32,638 For your boyfriend and his banker buddies. 808 01:01:32,638 --> 01:01:34,440 Let's just drop the subject, all right? 809 01:01:34,941 --> 01:01:36,943 It was a long time ago. Another era, another person. 810 01:01:36,943 --> 01:01:41,397 Well, unlike you, what you did in your past doesn't trouble me. 811 01:01:41,397 --> 01:01:43,399 Ooh! 812 01:01:45,401 --> 01:01:47,403 Was that meant to prove it? 813 01:01:47,403 --> 01:01:51,407 The car that accosted you outside of Pedro's-- what color was it? 814 01:01:51,407 --> 01:01:54,911 Um-- uh, a maroon Chevy, I think. 815 01:01:54,911 --> 01:01:58,798 Well, perhaps they switched. The one that's following us is a gray one. 816 01:02:03,302 --> 01:02:08,808 You know, I suddenly have an uncontrollable urge to take a romantic stroll on the beach. 817 01:02:08,808 --> 01:02:10,676 Oh, you smooth talker, you. 818 01:02:13,563 --> 01:02:17,850 Well, pepe's certainly seems an ideal place to keep a cache of diamonds. 819 01:02:17,850 --> 01:02:20,319 Or an American honeymooner. Yes. 820 01:02:20,319 --> 01:02:22,155 If Peggy's in there, we can't do anything precipitous. 821 01:02:22,155 --> 01:02:25,158 That could prove fatal. Unless they've already disposed of her. 822 01:02:25,658 --> 01:02:27,660 Oh, please, don't even entertain that thought. 823 01:02:27,660 --> 01:02:32,665 Why don't we find out who owns the place now? See if we can figure a way in? 824 01:02:33,166 --> 01:02:34,667 Notorious. 825 01:02:35,168 --> 01:02:37,670 Well, it's true. Pepe's did have a bit of a reputation in those days. 826 01:02:37,670 --> 01:02:40,957 Cary grant, Ingrid bergman, rko, 1946. 827 01:02:40,957 --> 01:02:43,926 I must have missed that one. Wonderful. 828 01:02:43,926 --> 01:02:45,928 Ingrid infiltrates a group of Nazis, headed by Claude rains, 829 01:02:46,429 --> 01:02:47,930 to discover what they're up to. 830 01:02:48,431 --> 01:02:50,716 It all begins at a wild party. Cary, of course, is there-- 831 01:02:59,725 --> 01:03:01,727 you still haven't told me what happened to Ingrid bergman... 832 01:03:02,228 --> 01:03:04,730 After Claude rains discovered she was a government agent. 833 01:03:05,231 --> 01:03:07,733 Ah, nothing, really. Oh, come on. 834 01:03:07,733 --> 01:03:10,236 If I'm gonna play the bergman part, I'd like to know. 835 01:03:10,236 --> 01:03:13,739 He poisoned her. A little cyanide in the soup. Swell. 836 01:03:13,739 --> 01:03:16,742 It was only a movie. But Cary rescued her in the Nick of time. 837 01:03:16,742 --> 01:03:19,078 [ Man on p.A. ] Richard Blaine, please come to a house telephone. 838 01:03:19,078 --> 01:03:22,048 Senor Richard Blaine. What is it? 839 01:03:22,048 --> 01:03:23,883 I hope someone else is a movie buff. 840 01:03:23,883 --> 01:03:27,336 Richard Blaine, please come to a house telephone. Richard Blaine. 841 01:03:27,336 --> 01:03:29,138 Why is that name so familiar? 842 01:03:29,138 --> 01:03:33,726 It's, uh-- it's the name of the character bogart played incasablanca. 843 01:03:36,095 --> 01:03:39,599 And one of your passport names? The one you used when you were in Mexico city? 844 01:03:39,599 --> 01:03:44,821 Laura, I have another sudden overwhelming urge to run! 845 01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:54,864 - Uh-- - Mr. Blaine. 846 01:03:54,864 --> 01:03:57,366 Ah, yes. Congratulations on your promotion, captain. 847 01:03:57,366 --> 01:04:00,169 Oh, thank you, thank you. Mr. Blaine and I... 848 01:04:00,169 --> 01:04:01,954 Are old acquaintances from Mexico city. 849 01:04:01,954 --> 01:04:04,457 What brings you to acapulco, captain? 850 01:04:04,457 --> 01:04:07,960 Oh, I came for the water. I find it very relaxing. 851 01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:10,213 Mexico city was much too hectic. Mm-hmm. 852 01:04:10,213 --> 01:04:14,717 Captain, I know that Mr. Blaine is wanted in connection to a certain unfortunate incident, 853 01:04:14,717 --> 01:04:18,554 and I'm positive that he can explain everything to your satisfaction. 854 01:04:18,554 --> 01:04:20,523 However, we're right in the middle of a case, 855 01:04:21,023 --> 01:04:22,525 and if we don't act quickly, a woman may lose her life. 856 01:04:23,025 --> 01:04:24,777 So if you would be kind enough-- 857 01:04:24,777 --> 01:04:27,563 you're most persuasive, senorita holt. 858 01:04:27,563 --> 01:04:31,067 Unfortunately, my hands are tied. 859 01:04:31,067 --> 01:04:36,072 So I'm afraid that Mr. Blaine must be returned to Mexico city, hmm? 860 01:04:36,572 --> 01:04:38,958 Shall we? Oh, yes, of course. 861 01:04:39,959 --> 01:04:43,496 Go. [ Spanish ] 862 01:04:45,998 --> 01:04:49,502 I am very disappointed in you, senorita. 863 01:05:41,771 --> 01:05:44,607 Ah! Uh, pina colada, por favor. 864 01:05:46,475 --> 01:05:49,895 Ah.Muchas gracias. Excuse me. 865 01:05:53,399 --> 01:05:56,068 Refreshing, eh? Yes. 866 01:05:57,987 --> 01:06:00,990 dddd [ Disco ] 867 01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:19,308 Mr. Steele? 868 01:06:22,311 --> 01:06:24,814 Mr. Steele, it's me, Mildred. 869 01:06:24,814 --> 01:06:28,317 Mildred krebs. Ah, miss krebs! There you are. 870 01:06:28,317 --> 01:06:32,655 You're an angel of mercy. Ah. Good. How are you holding up? 871 01:06:32,655 --> 01:06:34,991 Fine. I'm just fine. Good. Good. 872 01:06:35,491 --> 01:06:37,827 Did captain rios question you about our relationship? 873 01:06:37,827 --> 01:06:41,697 Relentlessly. Now I know what it's like to be on the other end of an audit. 874 01:06:42,198 --> 01:06:45,034 Mm-hmm. This has been the most incredible time of my life. 875 01:06:45,034 --> 01:06:48,454 Really? I mean, who would have thought that just a few short days ago, 876 01:06:48,454 --> 01:06:50,956 I would be in a men's room in acapulco... 877 01:06:50,956 --> 01:06:53,459 Watching a man take off his pants. 878 01:06:53,459 --> 01:06:55,961 [ Gasps ] Oh, my goodness! 879 01:06:55,961 --> 01:06:59,965 Not even Bernie cornfeld's audit was this fraught. 880 01:06:59,965 --> 01:07:03,719 dddd [ Continues ] 881 01:07:23,289 --> 01:07:26,292 What's he doing here? He helped me locate Paul Dominick. 882 01:07:26,292 --> 01:07:28,127 Right there-- the one in the ice-cream suit. 883 01:07:30,379 --> 01:07:32,465 Dominick's a high-line fence from Chicago. 884 01:07:32,465 --> 01:07:34,884 Boy, I love all this technical talk. 885 01:07:35,384 --> 01:07:37,136 [ Merkle ] I talked with the organized crime boys. 886 01:07:37,136 --> 01:07:40,423 He was in San Diego when Hector's tuna boat docked. 887 01:07:40,423 --> 01:07:42,425 Then he hopped a plane down here. 888 01:07:42,425 --> 01:07:44,927 Dollars to doughnuts, he's the contact in the states. 889 01:07:44,927 --> 01:07:48,431 If he's here, then he must know where the diamonds are and quite possibly Peggy. 890 01:07:48,431 --> 01:07:50,433 If you can help me nail Dominick, 891 01:07:50,433 --> 01:07:52,768 I'll forget everything about Hector's being involved in this thing. 892 01:07:52,768 --> 01:07:54,687 Um, no offense, but don't you think... 893 01:07:55,187 --> 01:07:57,656 This Dominick character is a little out of your league? 894 01:07:57,656 --> 01:07:59,658 I can handle myself. 895 01:07:59,658 --> 01:08:02,161 Besides, while you're keeping an eye on pepe's, 896 01:08:02,161 --> 01:08:04,163 the inspector will keep an eye on me. 897 01:08:04,163 --> 01:08:07,950 Your faithful little shadow. Now, you're clear on your part? 898 01:08:07,950 --> 01:08:10,870 I can handle myself. 899 01:08:10,870 --> 01:08:13,839 Well, showtime. 900 01:08:13,839 --> 01:08:16,092 I'll be outside. 901 01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:19,762 Stay close. I don't want anything unforeseen to happen to miss holt. 902 01:08:19,762 --> 01:08:23,215 Just do your little dance, junior. I'll take care of the security. 903 01:08:30,773 --> 01:08:32,475 Come back to the table. Come on. Let go of me! 904 01:08:32,475 --> 01:08:34,777 I'm not through with you yet! Hey, watch it! 905 01:08:34,777 --> 01:08:37,730 You're not only through! You're finished! Gorgeous, isn't he? 906 01:08:38,230 --> 01:08:42,952 $500 jacket, $5,000 rolex-- not to mention all the other baubles I bought you! 907 01:08:42,952 --> 01:08:44,787 You got your money's worth, didn't ya? 908 01:08:45,287 --> 01:08:47,456 Not enough to pay for you and your wife! 909 01:08:47,456 --> 01:08:49,492 He's married toher? 910 01:08:49,492 --> 01:08:52,495 And don't kid yourself. You weren't all that good. 911 01:08:52,495 --> 01:08:56,332 I just kept you around because I like having something pretty to wear on my arm. 912 01:08:56,332 --> 01:08:58,584 You lousy, little tramp! 913 01:08:58,584 --> 01:09:01,637 Hey, whoa, whoa! Come on! Enough of that! Come on! Take a walk! 914 01:09:01,637 --> 01:09:05,391 [ Shouting, indistinct ] Oh! 915 01:09:06,592 --> 01:09:09,228 Oh! Oh, honey! 916 01:09:09,728 --> 01:09:13,732 Oh, my poor baby. Sweetheart, are you all right? 917 01:09:14,233 --> 01:09:17,236 Say something. Speak to me. Oh, my poor baby. 918 01:09:17,236 --> 01:09:20,239 Are you hurt? Oh! You animal! 919 01:09:20,739 --> 01:09:23,492 Don't overdo it, Mildred. I'm sorry. 920 01:09:23,492 --> 01:09:28,113 I suppose you want a reward for being my big, strong protector. 921 01:09:28,113 --> 01:09:30,833 Were you really keeping that guy? 922 01:09:31,333 --> 01:09:35,337 It's a lot more fun than collecting stamps. 923 01:09:35,337 --> 01:09:37,840 Why don't you show me what you've got, 924 01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:39,842 and then I'll decide what you get. 925 01:10:04,567 --> 01:10:06,902 Mm-hmm! 926 01:10:06,902 --> 01:10:10,122 She's certainly thrown herself into the part. 927 01:10:10,122 --> 01:10:13,576 [ Mildred chuckling ] 928 01:10:13,576 --> 01:10:16,378 Oh, she's hot, all right. [ Steele ] Yeah, I don't get it. 929 01:10:16,378 --> 01:10:18,714 First, she plays gypsy rose Lee for a former boyfriend. 930 01:10:18,714 --> 01:10:20,716 Now she's playing miss sadie Thompson for a cheap crook. 931 01:10:20,716 --> 01:10:22,718 But for me, it's Rebecca of sunnybrook farm. 932 01:10:22,718 --> 01:10:26,589 Well, maybe you frighten her. Yes. That's what she says. 933 01:10:26,589 --> 01:10:31,427 You don't know what it's like for a woman to desire a man. Oh! 934 01:10:31,427 --> 01:10:35,397 I mean, to lust down to her loins, 935 01:10:35,397 --> 01:10:39,685 and yet fear what that desire might unleash in her. 936 01:10:39,685 --> 01:10:41,770 Are you, uh, speaking from personal experience? 937 01:10:41,770 --> 01:10:45,524 Hell no! My ex-husband couldn't unleash the dog. 938 01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:53,699 Aw. Just remember, 939 01:10:53,699 --> 01:10:56,201 it's easy to let yourself go with someone you don't care about, 940 01:10:56,702 --> 01:10:58,203 because there's no risk involved. 941 01:10:58,704 --> 01:11:02,007 At the moment, that's hollow consolation. Thank you, Mildred. 942 01:11:23,145 --> 01:11:25,614 Whose boat? 943 01:11:25,614 --> 01:11:27,616 Mine. 944 01:11:27,616 --> 01:11:29,618 [ Laughing ] Uh-uh. 945 01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:33,122 No? 946 01:11:33,122 --> 01:11:37,126 Too many phone calls to arrange getting us on it. 947 01:11:37,126 --> 01:11:38,961 Okay. It belongs to a friend. 948 01:11:38,961 --> 01:11:42,915 Nice friend to have. What's his name? 949 01:11:42,915 --> 01:11:46,168 That's all you do-- ask questions. 950 01:11:46,168 --> 01:11:48,554 Adds to my allure. 951 01:11:51,724 --> 01:11:53,809 Who are you, and what do you want? 952 01:11:53,809 --> 01:11:57,680 I thought I wanted you, but I just changed my mind. 953 01:11:57,680 --> 01:12:00,983 I'm not into pain or animals, no matter how sleek. 954 01:12:03,769 --> 01:12:05,771 Okay, okay. 955 01:12:05,771 --> 01:12:08,524 His name is sebastien-- Alexander sebastien. All right? 956 01:12:08,524 --> 01:12:12,411 Now, that wasn't so hard, was it? 957 01:12:12,411 --> 01:12:15,914 Look what I've done. I've taken off all my lotion. 958 01:12:15,914 --> 01:12:18,417 You'll just have to put on a fresh coat. 959 01:12:33,298 --> 01:12:35,801 Uh, I'd like to rent a horse. 960 01:12:35,801 --> 01:12:40,105 Ah, siíí, siíí, siíí, siíí, senorita. 961 01:12:40,105 --> 01:12:43,225 - You look good with a tan. - I'm surprised you don't have more color yourself. 962 01:12:43,726 --> 01:12:46,562 He put so much lotion on you, I was afraid you were gonna slither off the boat. 963 01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:51,233 You were watching? It's my job to keep an eye on you. 964 01:12:51,233 --> 01:12:53,202 No, no, no. That's merkle's job. 965 01:12:53,702 --> 01:12:55,204 Your job is to keep an eye on pepe's. 966 01:12:55,704 --> 01:12:57,706 Well, nothing's happening at pepe's. 967 01:12:57,706 --> 01:13:01,210 Dominick's friend with the boat is named Alexander sebastien. 968 01:13:01,210 --> 01:13:03,212 See what Mildred can dig up on him. 969 01:13:03,212 --> 01:13:05,714 And while I'm watching and she's digging, what will you be doing? 970 01:13:05,714 --> 01:13:09,501 Dancing. I've been invited to a party at sebastien's villa. 971 01:13:09,501 --> 01:13:12,504 Huh. Undercover work's hellish, isn't it? 972 01:13:13,005 --> 01:13:15,507 My, my, aren't we testy today? 973 01:13:15,507 --> 01:13:17,509 Sorry. I've been asleep on the beach. 974 01:13:17,509 --> 01:13:20,012 Those sand crabs have a nasty little bite. 975 01:13:20,012 --> 01:13:22,681 Well, if sebastien turns out to be the one with the diamonds, 976 01:13:22,681 --> 01:13:24,683 we'll be sleeping in our own beds before you know it. 977 01:13:24,683 --> 01:13:26,685 Yes, well, just don't get too cocky. 978 01:13:26,685 --> 01:13:30,189 Anyone who could engineer a $250 million robbery... 979 01:13:30,189 --> 01:13:33,192 Can also see through a high school rendition ofthe temptress. 980 01:13:33,692 --> 01:13:37,696 Might I remind you that I have been doing this a lot longer than you have! 981 01:13:37,696 --> 01:13:39,415 [ Clucking tongue ] 982 01:13:45,003 --> 01:13:47,289 [ Whistles ] 983 01:14:11,947 --> 01:14:14,450 I must congratulate Paul on his exquisite taste. 984 01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:16,952 Or is it just dumb luck that he found you? 985 01:14:16,952 --> 01:14:20,789 This house is magnificent. Have you been here long? 986 01:14:20,789 --> 01:14:23,909 About 10 years. Then you must remember pepe's. 987 01:14:23,909 --> 01:14:25,744 Yes, of course. 988 01:14:26,245 --> 01:14:29,998 But I was hardly an habitueé é, though I did enjoy the atmosphere occasionally. 989 01:14:29,998 --> 01:14:34,052 - What happened to it? - Like all things in this world, miss holt, 990 01:14:34,553 --> 01:14:37,806 people just got bored and went on to other diversions. 991 01:14:38,307 --> 01:14:41,727 Do you know if it's been sold? Yes. 992 01:14:41,727 --> 01:14:44,096 As a matter of fact, I bought it. 993 01:14:44,096 --> 01:14:46,815 [ Dominick ] Here we are. 994 01:14:46,815 --> 01:14:49,601 You know, if I wasn't such a secure guy, I'd be jealous as hell. 995 01:14:49,601 --> 01:14:51,487 What are you trying to do, beat my time, Alex? 996 01:14:51,487 --> 01:14:53,772 If I thought I had the chance-- 997 01:14:53,772 --> 01:14:56,692 have you ever been to Chicago? 998 01:14:56,692 --> 01:15:00,195 No, but I've flown over it so many times, I feel like a native. 999 01:15:00,696 --> 01:15:02,698 Come back with me. 1000 01:15:02,698 --> 01:15:05,701 When? Tomorrow. 1001 01:15:05,701 --> 01:15:07,703 Come on. 1002 01:15:08,203 --> 01:15:12,207 I'll mull it. I only ask once. 1003 01:15:12,207 --> 01:15:14,009 Well, then, in that case, the answer-- 1004 01:15:14,009 --> 01:15:17,346 oh! What's-what's wrong? 1005 01:15:17,346 --> 01:15:19,848 You okay? I don't know. I'm dizzy. 1006 01:15:20,349 --> 01:15:22,351 Have her lie down in one of the bedrooms. 1007 01:15:22,351 --> 01:15:24,353 Yeah, sure. Come on. Let me take you. 1008 01:15:24,353 --> 01:15:26,855 Sorry. All right, take it easy. Take it easy. Come on. 1009 01:15:26,855 --> 01:15:29,858 All right, easy. Okay? 1010 01:15:34,029 --> 01:15:37,533 I want to... go back... Hotel. 1011 01:15:37,533 --> 01:15:40,819 No. No, you can't go anywhere in this condition. 1012 01:15:42,988 --> 01:15:48,493 Oh. Here's a nice, comfortable bed. [ Moans ] 1013 01:15:48,493 --> 01:15:51,496 I only had one... You gave me. 1014 01:15:51,997 --> 01:15:53,999 Well, uh, sometimes that's all it takes, you know. 1015 01:15:53,999 --> 01:15:56,501 Just-just one. 1016 01:15:56,501 --> 01:16:01,506 Now, you lie down, and you try to sleep it off. 1017 01:16:01,506 --> 01:16:05,010 And, uh, you'll be just fine in a couple of hours. 1018 01:16:05,010 --> 01:16:08,013 Okay? Huh? Oh! 1019 01:16:08,013 --> 01:16:10,515 All right? 1020 01:16:20,025 --> 01:16:23,528 How is she? She's, uh, sick as a dog. 1021 01:16:23,528 --> 01:16:27,032 First, we move the merchandise. Then we dispose of miss holt. 1022 01:16:27,532 --> 01:16:29,534 My pleasure. 1023 01:16:33,455 --> 01:16:34,957 [ Groans ] 1024 01:16:40,963 --> 01:16:43,966 Cyanide in the soup. 1025 01:16:43,966 --> 01:16:45,968 [ Groaning ] 1026 01:16:56,311 --> 01:16:58,814 She's not in her room, and the bed hasn't been slept in. 1027 01:16:58,814 --> 01:17:00,816 Where the devil's merkle? He's supposed to be watching her! 1028 01:17:01,316 --> 01:17:02,818 I'm going to sebastien's, and you, uh-- 1029 01:17:03,318 --> 01:17:05,320 how about if I watch pepe's? Good thinking. 1030 01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:07,823 You know, Mildred, you really do have a flair for this sort of thing. 1031 01:17:07,823 --> 01:17:10,325 Oh, thanks, Mr. Steele. Yes. 1032 01:17:10,325 --> 01:17:14,630 If miss holt should return, um, chastise her. 1033 01:18:02,961 --> 01:18:07,432 Well? Lots of activity. People moving in and out. 1034 01:18:07,432 --> 01:18:09,935 You didn't catch a glimpse of miss holt by any chance? Uh-uh. 1035 01:18:11,937 --> 01:18:14,439 Well, there comes a time in every case when action-- 1036 01:18:14,439 --> 01:18:16,942 swift, decisive action-- is called for. 1037 01:18:16,942 --> 01:18:18,944 What are you gonna do, Mr. Steele? Damned if I know. 1038 01:18:18,944 --> 01:18:20,946 Oh. I'm just kidding. 1039 01:18:20,946 --> 01:18:22,948 A little levity to lighten the mood. 1040 01:18:22,948 --> 01:18:26,451 Every master detective always has an appropriate plan to fit any given situation. 1041 01:18:26,952 --> 01:18:28,704 Oh. 1042 01:18:41,717 --> 01:18:43,218 Ready. Okay. 1043 01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:47,055 Oh! Oh! 1044 01:18:47,055 --> 01:18:51,393 That is the most inspired plan I've ever heard of in my life. 1045 01:18:51,393 --> 01:18:55,397 I mean, the sheer brilliance! The total daring! 1046 01:18:55,397 --> 01:18:59,901 The element of surprise that is so crucial in any rescue. 1047 01:18:59,901 --> 01:19:01,737 Only someone like you would think of that. 1048 01:19:01,737 --> 01:19:04,606 Probably because it's insane, not to mention suicidal. 1049 01:19:09,411 --> 01:19:12,414 I can't believe this is happening to me-- any of it! 1050 01:19:12,414 --> 01:19:15,917 I mean, it's-- it's like a dream. It's like a fantasy. 1051 01:19:15,917 --> 01:19:18,420 It's like a James Bond movie. 1052 01:19:18,420 --> 01:19:22,424 Oh, you don't know what a dull, drab life I've led, Mr. Steele. 1053 01:19:22,424 --> 01:19:24,426 It was so colorless. 1054 01:19:24,426 --> 01:19:27,929 I mean, adding and subtracting figures all day long, these columns. 1055 01:19:27,929 --> 01:19:31,433 I guess I just have a flair for drudgery. 1056 01:19:32,434 --> 01:19:34,803 Okay, Mildred. 1057 01:19:34,803 --> 01:19:37,806 Now, Mildred, you're certain you've operated one of these boats before? 1058 01:19:38,306 --> 01:19:40,192 Well-- 1059 01:19:40,192 --> 01:19:42,310 Mildred? 1060 01:19:42,310 --> 01:19:45,480 Say something, anything. Lie if the moment calls for it. 1061 01:19:45,480 --> 01:19:49,367 Well, when I was a kid, in the summer we used to have this little putt-putt. 1062 01:19:49,367 --> 01:19:51,319 Putt-putt? Yeah. 1063 01:19:51,319 --> 01:19:53,321 A little two-horsepower putt-putt. 1064 01:19:53,822 --> 01:19:56,124 My brother and I used to putt-putt around the lake on it. 1065 01:19:57,626 --> 01:19:59,995 Well, it's gotta be on the same concept. 1066 01:19:59,995 --> 01:20:02,247 All right, Mildred, take it out several hundred yards, 1067 01:20:02,247 --> 01:20:04,382 and then head towards pepe's. 1068 01:20:04,382 --> 01:20:08,804 - And, for God's sake, keep a constant speed. - You got it. 1069 01:20:08,804 --> 01:20:12,307 And, remember, the instant we get to pepe's, cut the rope! 1070 01:23:52,694 --> 01:23:54,479 Laura? Laura? 1071 01:23:54,479 --> 01:23:58,283 Laura? Laura, come on. Wake up. Wake up. [ Groaning ] 1072 01:23:58,283 --> 01:24:00,285 What took you so long, Cary? 1073 01:24:00,285 --> 01:24:02,287 Oh. Thank you. 1074 01:24:02,287 --> 01:24:05,707 Peggy, come on, my dear. Come on. 1075 01:24:31,599 --> 01:24:34,436 Aah! This is beginning to hurt! 1076 01:24:37,906 --> 01:24:41,910 Peggy! Upsy-Daisy. 1077 01:25:01,963 --> 01:25:04,966 Oh! Are you all right, miss holt? 1078 01:25:04,966 --> 01:25:07,469 I'm fine, Mildred, thank you. And you? How are you? 1079 01:25:07,469 --> 01:25:09,971 Honey, we were so worried about you. Ladies, please! 1080 01:25:09,971 --> 01:25:11,940 Can we save the dialogue till later? 1081 01:25:12,440 --> 01:25:16,444 While Mrs. plummer appears svelte, at the moment she's dead weight. 1082 01:25:23,318 --> 01:25:25,820 Shall we? Yes. 1083 01:25:25,820 --> 01:25:29,290 I saw nothing in there resembling diamonds. 1084 01:25:29,290 --> 01:25:31,292 Well, maybe that's what all the activity was about. 1085 01:25:31,292 --> 01:25:33,294 They're taking them somewhere else. 1086 01:25:33,294 --> 01:25:36,297 Dominick did mention something about going to Chicago today. 1087 01:25:36,297 --> 01:25:38,299 That's about the last thing I remember. 1088 01:25:38,299 --> 01:25:41,302 He certainly isn't gonna take off with 250 million dollars' worth of diamonds... 1089 01:25:41,302 --> 01:25:43,304 In an overnight bag, is he? 1090 01:25:43,304 --> 01:25:45,757 Sebastien's boat! 1091 01:25:45,757 --> 01:25:50,311 Oh! Give me the shoes. Call captain rios! 1092 01:25:50,812 --> 01:25:53,314 Right. Oh, wait! 1093 01:26:05,994 --> 01:26:10,949 I've never seen you so possessed with a sense of justice before. [ Engine stalling ] 1094 01:26:10,949 --> 01:26:13,334 Laura, they're taking off with my finder's fee! 1095 01:26:13,334 --> 01:26:16,004 [ Engine starts ] 1096 01:27:23,521 --> 01:27:25,990 [ No audible dialogue ] 1097 01:27:46,594 --> 01:27:50,098 Ah! Unarmed. Now all we need is Dominick. 1098 01:27:50,098 --> 01:27:52,100 Yes, and whoever else may happen to be down there. 1099 01:27:52,100 --> 01:27:54,602 We'd be wonderful targets if we just barged in. 1100 01:27:54,602 --> 01:27:56,604 Did you ever happen to seekey largo? 1101 01:27:56,604 --> 01:27:59,107 Humphrey bogart, Lauren bacall, Warner bros., 1948? Please. 1102 01:27:59,107 --> 01:28:01,609 The last movie almost cost me my life. I only meant-- 1103 01:28:01,609 --> 01:28:03,611 no! Well, bogart was in much the same situation. 1104 01:28:03,611 --> 01:28:05,613 Trapped in a boat with a group of killers down below. 1105 01:28:05,613 --> 01:28:09,117 He used a rather interesting way of luring them out. All right. Let's hear it. 1106 01:28:09,117 --> 01:28:11,119 Made them seasick. Finally, they had to come up for air. 1107 01:28:11,119 --> 01:28:13,621 He was waiting to pop them off. Eh? 1108 01:28:13,621 --> 01:28:17,125 I like that a lot better thannotorious. Good. 1109 01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:21,045 Excuse me. Oh, jolly, I like it. 1110 01:28:55,747 --> 01:28:57,498 Hey, sebastien, what are you doin'? 1111 01:29:12,714 --> 01:29:15,717 Drop it. Drop it. 1112 01:29:15,717 --> 01:29:18,219 [ Weapon clatters ] 1113 01:29:18,219 --> 01:29:22,724 One word, and parts of you will wind up in Hawaii. 1114 01:29:22,724 --> 01:29:24,726 All right? Huh? 1115 01:29:24,726 --> 01:29:26,728 Where's the real inspector merkle? 1116 01:29:26,728 --> 01:29:29,230 Oh, him. He's up in the hills somewhere, um, 1117 01:29:29,731 --> 01:29:31,733 sitting in a lime pit. 1118 01:29:31,733 --> 01:29:35,737 [ Chuckles ] Tell him it's all clear. 1119 01:29:37,238 --> 01:29:40,742 I got Dominick! There's no one else up here! 1120 01:29:40,742 --> 01:29:45,246 Uh-huh. Now, tell him to set it on course and come up here. 1121 01:29:46,748 --> 01:29:52,170 Set it on course and come up here, and don't forget Ingrid! 1122 01:29:52,170 --> 01:29:54,672 What? Who's Ingrid? 1123 01:29:54,672 --> 01:29:59,677 The one we call Mildred. Her real name is Ingrid. 1124 01:29:59,677 --> 01:30:01,679 You're some group, you know that? Everybody's a phony. 1125 01:30:01,679 --> 01:30:03,681 We can't hold a candle to you. 1126 01:30:03,681 --> 01:30:06,684 That's awfully clever, having us infiltrate the people who worked for you. 1127 01:30:06,684 --> 01:30:09,687 Well, once you tied Dominick with the diamonds, 1128 01:30:09,687 --> 01:30:13,191 I wanted to keep you close so you wouldn't go to thepoliciíía. 1129 01:30:13,191 --> 01:30:17,695 Not that it matters anymore, but where exactly is this treasure trove of diamonds? 1130 01:30:17,695 --> 01:30:20,198 The extra fuel tanks. 1131 01:30:20,198 --> 01:30:24,202 We're just gonna whip on over to puerto vallarta... 1132 01:30:24,202 --> 01:30:26,704 And set up shop. 1133 01:30:47,191 --> 01:30:50,695 [ Clears throat ] You know, you're really getting very good at the movie game. 1134 01:30:50,695 --> 01:30:53,197 I mean, Ingrid was an excellent clue that you were in trouble. 1135 01:30:53,197 --> 01:30:57,702 I'm beginning to think it's the only way I'm going to survive with you. 1136 01:30:57,702 --> 01:30:59,704 So merkle was part of it too, eh? 1137 01:30:59,704 --> 01:31:03,708 No, that's not merkle. He just assumed his identity. Oh. 1138 01:31:03,708 --> 01:31:06,544 What a cheap, shoddy thing to do-- assume someone else's identity. 1139 01:31:06,544 --> 01:31:09,297 [ Horn honking ] 1140 01:31:09,297 --> 01:31:14,719 You know, I think you should be the one to turn over the diamonds to captain rios. 1141 01:31:15,219 --> 01:31:16,721 Well, what do you mean, return the diamonds? 1142 01:31:17,221 --> 01:31:19,474 It'll go a long way in convincing him of your honesty. 1143 01:31:19,474 --> 01:31:21,843 Laura, there's a finder's fee involved here. 1144 01:31:21,843 --> 01:31:23,344 Especially when you explain to him... 1145 01:31:23,344 --> 01:31:25,346 Why you stole that piece of jewelry. Twenty-five-- 1146 01:31:25,346 --> 01:31:28,182 you were only getting it back to its rightful owner-- m-million-- 1147 01:31:28,683 --> 01:31:31,185 even though your methods were a little unlawful. Dollars! 1148 01:31:31,185 --> 01:31:33,187 How many years do you think you'd get... 1149 01:31:33,187 --> 01:31:36,190 If somebody like the captain isn't sympathetic and understanding? 1150 01:31:39,944 --> 01:31:42,914 [ No audible dialogue ] 1151 01:31:42,914 --> 01:31:48,419 You know, sometimes I find the straight and narrow very confining. 1152 01:31:48,419 --> 01:31:50,421 Very confining. 1153 01:32:06,521 --> 01:32:08,272 Excuse me. 1154 01:32:10,057 --> 01:32:11,559 Excuse me. Official business. 1155 01:32:12,059 --> 01:32:16,063 Internal revenue. Thank you very much. Good-bye. Okay. 1156 01:32:16,063 --> 01:32:19,066 I've figured out how to get you off the hook for that nonexistent tax return. 1157 01:32:19,066 --> 01:32:22,570 Oh, good. Yeah. You file an amended return. 1158 01:32:22,570 --> 01:32:25,072 You pay the tax. You're gonna eat the penalties and the interest. 1159 01:32:25,072 --> 01:32:26,908 But you're all square with Uncle Sam. 1160 01:32:26,908 --> 01:32:28,743 That's wonderful, Mildred. 1161 01:32:28,743 --> 01:32:33,047 - It's my last official act with the I.R.S. - What do you mean? 1162 01:32:35,383 --> 01:32:39,887 I got discharged for dereliction of duty. I stayed too long in Mexico. 1163 01:32:39,887 --> 01:32:43,891 Oh, I'm terribly sorry, Mildred. And it was basically our fault. 1164 01:32:48,846 --> 01:32:51,349 You remember that job you offered me? 1165 01:32:51,849 --> 01:32:54,101 I know you did it so I'd go easy on you. 1166 01:32:54,101 --> 01:32:58,940 No, no, no, no, no. You were very helpful with the case. 1167 01:32:58,940 --> 01:33:01,943 I'm not very good at begging. 1168 01:33:01,943 --> 01:33:03,945 I could grovel a little. 1169 01:33:04,445 --> 01:33:09,951 I think it would be wonderful for all concerned. What do you think? 1170 01:33:09,951 --> 01:33:13,921 Hmm? I think it's outrageous. I wouldn't pay this if I were you. 1171 01:33:20,044 --> 01:33:23,047 I'm not going to, Mr. Steele. 1172 01:33:58,466 --> 01:33:59,967 [ Mews ] 1173 01:34:00,017 --> 01:34:04,567 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0